A Week of Best Friend Profiles: Sidney

Sidney is my only other non-related best friend (other than Cheryl). Sidney is the man I share my office with at work. He is the brother I never had. We have a lot in common such as both growing up P Ks (Preacher’s Kids), our parents are divorced, & we are both sci-fi/ fantasy fiction nerds. We also have a lot of the same philosophies of life. We get along really well and we laugh a lot. I am surprised I trusted someone I barely knew so fast, but, we felt like we had been friends forever the first day we met. And just to quench any suspicions any one may have… I absolutely do not think of him in any other terms other than platonic. He is married to an awesome lady named Kelsey, and I have an automatic stop sign in my brain for married men.
Here’s a joke he sent me, just to show our silly senses of humor at the goofy stuff we laugh at all day: Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, “I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check. Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog Spike. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot! I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"
When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he had ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work. The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!" To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!”